"So, I'm going to just come out and say it and risk my sister's wrath, but having a brother turned out to be a lot less dramatic," he says when he's close enough to Caden. He's close enough to Charlotte, too, apparently. A tiny plastic bottle gets chucked at him from nearby and it bounces off the side of his head before it lands on the floor.

"I suppose I should just be glad she emptied the apple juice first," he says, rubbing the place where it's hit him.