"I think he's handling it by buying out the entire stock of every baby store within ten miles of here and most of the ones online," Joel admits with a laugh. "I've developed a weekly routine where I go through everything he's purchased and ordered over the past seven days and return almost all of it."

Not the things they need, of course, he's been very careful of that. But having three hundred little t-shirts is probably overdoing it by a bit.