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[just_another]

(long silence)

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[doublethepain]

So I shouldn't send you this other one I took in which I've got my trousers off.

Right. I read you loud and clear.

Tell them I say hello :)

[just_another]

I can get rid of them. We should invest in a door that locks from the outside.

[doublethepain]

Joel Cameron Waters-Baker, they've only just arrived. I'm hardly opposed to that lock idea, though.

[just_another]

Wait, am I being scolded for wanting a picture of you without your pants or for wanting to lock my parents in the guest bedroom?

[doublethepain]

[no pants picture here :444444444]

Well, I can hardly blame you for wanting the picture. Enjoy.

[just_another]

I think I managed to jam their door shut. You should come home quickly.

[doublethepain]

I'm trying to run our business, Mister.

...

You should come here instead, surely your parents want to nap.

[just_another]

You're right. They won't miss me.

I feel like I should lock our bedroom door, however.

[doublethepain]

You mean you don't want the rest of your family to walk in on us having sex? Although I do think I've ended up more haunted about that than your sister.

[just_another]

Oh, I mean right now. I don't want them to do any... exploring.

[doublethepain]

................... Lock it. Lock it immediately.

[just_another]

I put a charm on the door. Anyone who opens it who isn't one of us will have bright red hands for the rest of the day.

[doublethepain]

You are truly the best husband I could ever have asked for.

[just_another]

I try. :D

See you soon.