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[just_another]

(long silence)

(sigh)

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[just_another]

If you did, I wouldn't mind. :)

[doublethepain]

You wouldn't? I'm shocked. :)

[just_another]

I work very hard at being surprising and not at all predictable when it comes to you.

[doublethepain]

[text 1]

I am skeptical.

[text 2]



Look what I got us!

[just_another]

[text 1]

You look really good.

[text 2]

Oh. The pumpkins are nice, too.

[doublethepain]

[text 1]

The pumpkins are excellent and also I found this onesie.

[text 2]

piccie piccie

[text 3]

I think it's a little too small.

[just_another]

[text 1]

It's a little short in the legs.

[text 2]

Do you have any idea what a perfect human you are? How happy you make me? How hard it is to keep up my hard won reputation as a grump whenever you text me?

[doublethepain]

[text 1]

Am I supposed to be in any way coherent when you say things like that to me? I hope you're very proud of how many times you've made a grown man cry over the past five months.

[text 2]

Your bark has always been far worse than your bite, by the way. You're the best person I know and also my favorite.

[just_another]

[text 1]

I like making you incoherent. I try to manage it at least once a day, usually with my tongue, though I guess using my fingers works just as well.

[text 2]

Get it? Talking and typing, but also other tongue and finger activities.

[text 3]

You know, you probably don't get it. I'll be right there to show you. :)